It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
