How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize