So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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