This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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