I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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