you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Randomize
