It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
