i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
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