i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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