I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
