And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
We talked him into tasing himself.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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