This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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