Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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