Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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