Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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