I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
How external is "for external use only"?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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