What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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