Where are you?
In a non slutty way
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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