Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
