her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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