My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
