Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
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we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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