How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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