We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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