all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
