She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Randomize
