Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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