My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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