i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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