She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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