don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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