D3 body, D1 cock
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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