What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I got inside last night via doggy door
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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