On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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