i permit you to call me
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
