is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
We’re leaving where are you
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