they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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