i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm sobbing to NWA
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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