If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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