Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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