But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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