as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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