Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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