I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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