If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
