Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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