I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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