So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
