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why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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