im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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