If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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