I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I didn't notice because vodka
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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