Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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