There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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